anyone know where to get a decent mechanical keyboard that doesn't sound like a war crime

i have been through 4 keyboards this year. FOUR. the razer was too loud, the logitech felt like typing on wet bread, the custom build i got from some guy on reddit literally caught fire (not joking, the PCB shorted), and my current ducky is developing a sticky spacebar situation i do not want to talk about.

the real problem is my girlfriend. i stay up until 4am either vibe coding or grinding dota2 and this thing wakes her up every single time. she gave me an ultimatum last week. either the keyboard goes or i go sleep on the couch permanently. i am currently on day 3 of the couch.

budget is whatever at this point. just luckboxed a donkament last week so i am feeling generous with myself. someone just tell me what to buy so i can stop being a meme in my own group chat.